unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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germanyisgay:
derpycats:

He did this to himself. Then looked at me with sad eyes because I was to busy laughing to help him.
bewbin:

i win 
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andrewcentrism:

#that’s not a cat that’s a fucking nature spirit using a cat as a vessel
traumachu:

LOOK AT THE LIL FLUFF LOOKING AT ANOTHER LITTLER TINY PUFF